Some things just seem too good to be true and, well, this is one of those

Wouldn't you like to be able to open a paper bag, and inside was everything your spouse needs to make him or her happy?  That's what the Bag Of Spousal Happiness (B.O.S.H.) has to offer!  Now I know what you're thinking... how could all of that fit into a little paper bag?  The answer is: it can't.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but this is a fake product.  Believe me, I wish it were real too, but until technology can provide such a thing, you and your significant other will have to keep disappointing each other.  In reality, we just threw this together one day to help one of our friends interview for a job.  Now it can provide entertainment for probably less than ten people!  Check it out:

http://bagofspousalhappiness.com/